Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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