i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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