so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
it's like iHOP with fire
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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