even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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