if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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