he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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