i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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