Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just had sex on a roof
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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