Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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