8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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