She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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