So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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