spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
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go home
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
