I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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