Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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