at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just gargled with NyQuil
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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