so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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