nut hugger
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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