So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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