Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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