Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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