at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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