I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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