You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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