How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
you inspire me to be a worse person
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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