Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
