awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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