I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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