Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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