i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
