around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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