And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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