if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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