The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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