Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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