So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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