woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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