Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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