Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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