You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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