Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
either way he was missing a nipple.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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