I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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