You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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