Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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