the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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