Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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