hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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