i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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