Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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