haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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