You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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