pedialite and red bull = repair kit
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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